'How do you know you're gay if you've never been with a woman?'ĭid you need to experiment with women to know you were straight? What about porcupines? How do you know you wouldn't enjoy sex with a porcupine if you don't at least try it? I know you're trying to connect with me, but what does that even mean? Does that make me a straight woman trapped inside a gay man's body? Trust me, there's a lot more to being gay than enjoying nice clothes and hooking up with dudes.Ĥ.
'I'm like a gay man trapped inside a woman's body.' Don't get me wrong, I love a freakum-dress-wearing, binge-drinking, big-hair-don't-care wild child as much as the next guy, but there's something a little scary about a woman who thinks of herself as the gay equivalent of catnip.ģ. The girls who say this sort of thing are usually hot messes. You know that stereotype about gay men having impossibly high standards? It's not completely wrong. And let's be real, your friend is probably not actually that cute. You literally know nothing about me except that I'm gay.
And if you really want to be friends, I would appreciate it if you never said any of the following:ġ. But even if I'm a little stereotypical, I'm not just a stereotype churned out of the factory of Sex and the City's tokenism. I know you're just trying to connect with me.
